1 00:00:07,754 --> 00:00:11,434 Did you know that Blassie does your internship in limbo? 2 00:00:14,834 --> 00:00:18,354 That girl really knows what you want and push towards it! 3 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:24,394 Do you have an idea where would you go for an internship? 4 00:00:26,554 --> 00:00:29,474 Remember it's not mandatory? 5 00:00:29,554 --> 00:00:32,674 Yeah yeah! I'm not there yet found a good place. 6 00:00:32,754 --> 00:00:35,634 Don't ember, Torquemada! - Listen to your mother, Lily. 7 00:00:35,714 --> 00:00:38,514 It's time for me to get ready. 8 00:00:38,594 --> 00:00:40,794 Growing up also comes with responsibility. 9 00:00:41,994 --> 00:00:43,994 Sam does his job in the band. 10 00:00:44,074 --> 00:00:46,834 Yeah, just like Beelzebubs it was a real job. 11 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:50,554 No regular salary, no pension, no healthcare. 12 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,754 But you get to see the world, meet cool guys - 13 00:00:53,834 --> 00:00:57,274 and spread the black dark redemption! 14 00:00:57,354 --> 00:01:00,874 And you get to play dad with a rock star at school! 15 00:01:01,354 --> 00:01:03,314 No. Mainly suck bissee - 16 00:01:03,394 --> 00:01:06,794 and farting has-been broidies with in this gig package. 17 00:01:06,874 --> 00:01:09,354 Is that how you see my life? - Lilith! 18 00:01:09,434 --> 00:01:11,954 Don't crush dad delusional dreams of grandeur! 19 00:01:12,034 --> 00:01:15,874 It's admirable that you and my outcast role-playing games - 20 00:01:15,954 --> 00:01:18,954 you still manage to keep going. 21 00:01:19,034 --> 00:01:21,994 My teacher was also happy when I heard that you are still calling. 22 00:01:22,074 --> 00:01:24,074 It laughed so hard that got a hernia! 23 00:01:27,274 --> 00:01:29,834 BELZEBUBS 24 00:01:32,434 --> 00:01:36,794 Any idea what it is? Why does Felix want to meet urgently? 25 00:01:36,874 --> 00:01:41,274 What if the album was that bad and not that one had a stroke and fell into a coma? 26 00:01:41,354 --> 00:01:43,154 And now the doctor is calling! 27 00:01:43,234 --> 00:01:46,474 Or its lawyer! Felix's orphans require compensation. 28 00:01:46,554 --> 00:01:49,914 Those children need a father. Sam, I have to adopt them. 29 00:01:49,994 --> 00:01:51,794 Emma is not ready to be a father yet! 30 00:01:53,474 --> 00:01:56,354 Probably Felix lays the facts on the table: 31 00:01:56,434 --> 00:01:59,234 we are pathetic losers without potential. 32 00:01:59,314 --> 00:02:02,034 Even my own family feels this way. 33 00:02:03,154 --> 00:02:04,914 And that's what hurts the most. 34 00:02:05,434 --> 00:02:07,674 Hi, sorry it took so long! I'll go straight to the point: 35 00:02:07,754 --> 00:02:10,354 We dig your album! 36 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:14,554 We want to promote the band and cheer you up for the summer festivals! 37 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,434 Oops, the connection seems to have frozen. 38 00:02:17,434 --> 00:02:20,114 No, no! Here we are! Tell me more good things! 39 00:02:20,194 --> 00:02:23,074 Yeah, sure. About us Cathedrals of Mourning - 40 00:02:23,154 --> 00:02:26,914 is an obvious single and need a music video soon. 41 00:02:26,994 --> 00:02:29,194 Do you have any wishes, ideas? 42 00:02:30,954 --> 00:02:34,794 Yeah, it has to be filmed somewhere cool like... 43 00:02:34,874 --> 00:02:38,434 In Norway! Yeah! Mountains, snow and blood! 44 00:02:39,314 --> 00:02:41,834 In Norway, huh? 45 00:02:41,914 --> 00:02:47,234 I hope it works out. Shall I boo? film crew and flights to Norway? 46 00:02:47,474 --> 00:02:49,474 Sounds like a plan! - Yeah! Let's do it this way! 47 00:02:49,554 --> 00:02:53,554 Now freeze in the coffin! We will need a new package - 48 00:02:53,634 --> 00:02:58,634 or actually decent, a gig bus worthy of 'bubs! 49 00:02:58,714 --> 00:03:02,794 So if you can get it to us one, can be driven to Norway. 50 00:03:02,874 --> 00:03:04,874 Well why not, let's do it then. 51 00:03:06,674 --> 00:03:09,554 Oops, did the picture freeze again? Yep, I'm complaining. 52 00:03:09,634 --> 00:03:12,514 The picture is broken. But if you still hear, - 53 00:03:12,594 --> 00:03:15,554 so let's start packing. Norway is waiting! 54 00:03:21,314 --> 00:03:24,714 Who's farting? in this gig package, huh? 55 00:03:24,794 --> 00:03:26,634 I hope the family is hungry, - 56 00:03:26,714 --> 00:03:31,594 for they may swallow their foxes for lunch with tails. 57 00:03:35,914 --> 00:03:37,954 I was just at a business meeting - 58 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:41,794 our big, international one with the record company, and... 59 00:03:44,034 --> 00:03:48,394 Belzebubs is said to be their Black Metal flagship, ready for sea! 60 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,234 So whoop whoop, let's pack! 61 00:03:53,314 --> 00:03:56,674 Your daddy takes See you on vacation in Norway! 62 00:03:57,074 --> 00:03:59,394 What? Doesn't go through. What is jujuna here? 63 00:03:59,474 --> 00:04:01,674 No! We are filmed next music video there. 64 00:04:01,754 --> 00:04:04,954 That's where it came from. And we are slave labor? 65 00:04:05,034 --> 00:04:08,834 You are not! My little devil, you can chill in the glow of a superstar. 66 00:04:08,914 --> 00:04:10,834 What do we travel with? 67 00:04:10,914 --> 00:04:13,434 Here's what the hell is mentioned. 68 00:04:14,114 --> 00:04:17,074 No, dad. - What? - Well, no. 69 00:04:17,154 --> 00:04:19,954 Wait now... 70 00:04:28,114 --> 00:04:30,994 Hope this fixes it your misconceptions - 71 00:04:31,074 --> 00:04:32,834 about your father's rock'n'roll life. 72 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:48,194 Welcome to Black Metal Aboard Hexpress! 73 00:04:48,274 --> 00:04:50,514 Swimming Saturday! - Yay! 74 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:52,754 Don't worry, Lucy. I cleared things up with the school. 75 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:55,074 Grandma is coming... - It doesn't matter! Let's fucking go! 76 00:04:57,674 --> 00:05:00,354 Whoah, just you and me, baby! 77 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:04,914 Lily, but what about our night village? 78 00:05:04,994 --> 00:05:07,394 And our pillow fight? 79 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:11,034 Blassie, sorry, I forgot... 80 00:05:11,114 --> 00:05:13,834 But now this bus and Norway... 81 00:05:14,434 --> 00:05:16,874 And Blasphemy can come along! 82 00:05:16,954 --> 00:05:20,034 Really?! You are the coolest guy in the world! 83 00:05:21,074 --> 00:05:27,634 You bet. Cool faija and sexy rock star unites in me. 84 00:05:27,714 --> 00:05:29,914 It sounded wrong, but you get the idea. 85 00:05:31,994 --> 00:05:35,714 The latest Flaystation is here! - And massaging seats! 86 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:40,594 Jja pool table, pinball and bowling alley on the second floor... 87 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,554 Yep! Pretty cool, huh? 88 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:46,194 Now just head towards Black Metal sinful birthplace Norway! 89 00:05:54,874 --> 00:05:58,514 Gentiles and gentlemen, welcome. Our estimated arrival time is... 90 00:05:58,594 --> 00:06:01,514 You will arrive at 03:20. 91 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:05,714 At the time of the rooster's fart! we drive the most direct route north... 92 00:06:05,794 --> 00:06:09,154 Oh, sorry, we don't of course take the fastest route - 93 00:06:09,234 --> 00:06:11,514 but a safer detour. 94 00:06:11,674 --> 00:06:14,794 You will arrive at 07:55. 95 00:06:14,914 --> 00:06:16,714 It's much longer! 96 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:19,794 The most direct route goes through the "bible belt" - 97 00:06:19,874 --> 00:06:22,114 and not quite there want people like us... 98 00:06:22,194 --> 00:06:26,234 Don't they like us? - Oh, honey, rather... how do you say it... 99 00:06:26,314 --> 00:06:30,674 Those Christians skinned us alive if caught. 100 00:06:30,794 --> 00:06:33,674 Let's take a small hook and get it more time enjoying the bus! 101 00:06:37,874 --> 00:06:42,514 Your lips are so soft. It's like stroking a baby's bum. 102 00:06:42,674 --> 00:06:46,954 You are so wonderfully encouraged and the rough ones. Like kissing a wreath. 103 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:50,114 Oh, you're just saying. 104 00:06:52,314 --> 00:06:54,034 That itches. 105 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,314 Come on, Lilith, are you vegan?! 106 00:06:56,394 --> 00:07:01,394 Sorry, ladies, my have to go to the bathroom. 107 00:07:01,474 --> 00:07:05,434 First or second? - Who knows. I live in the moment, beibz. 108 00:07:06,474 --> 00:07:09,314 I miss you already! text me! 109 00:07:09,394 --> 00:07:11,554 No wonder we don't never see again. 110 00:07:11,634 --> 00:07:14,114 Such an addiction not well, Lils. 111 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:18,354 Did you say something? 112 00:07:18,434 --> 00:07:20,834 Let it be... Did you find it? do you already have an internship? 113 00:07:20,914 --> 00:07:23,314 Don't, please... 114 00:07:23,394 --> 00:07:26,034 Do you want to see my plan? First, I go to art school, - 115 00:07:26,114 --> 00:07:28,274 sit Cinematography master's studies at Satanford. 116 00:07:28,354 --> 00:07:31,474 I hold a professorship at Cainbridge and a career in movies. 117 00:07:31,554 --> 00:07:34,154 I'm about 45 at that point and maybe adopt a child. 118 00:07:34,234 --> 00:07:37,234 Perhaps! If found the one who never cries. 119 00:07:37,314 --> 00:07:40,714 Pancreatitis from red wine and the spirit away as a fir tree. 120 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:44,274 A life wasted as a despised female genius, - 121 00:07:44,354 --> 00:07:48,114 and not even my own clumsiness come to the funeral. What do you say? 122 00:07:49,154 --> 00:07:53,074 Well... sounds... well thought out? 123 00:07:53,554 --> 00:07:58,034 Oh, Sam sent a picture from its butt. Failure of crops! 124 00:07:58,114 --> 00:08:03,114 Ou mai Gaahl, what's wrong with you? You spend too much time together. 125 00:08:03,194 --> 00:08:06,234 And not! We don't have enough fun time together! 126 00:08:06,314 --> 00:08:11,474 Sometimes I would like to skin it and make a leather kick suit out of it! 127 00:08:12,514 --> 00:08:14,314 I'm just afraid! 128 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:17,994 That you will become one cosmic lovecraftian blob! 129 00:08:18,074 --> 00:08:20,554 What do you want to do with your life, Lily? 130 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:24,994 Dress the babies at home during that time while Sam lives his dream? 131 00:08:25,314 --> 00:08:27,994 I couldn't help but hear. What are you talking about babies? 132 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:30,714 Squirt babies, what, who, when, where? 133 00:08:30,794 --> 00:08:34,034 Mom, please, don't - No, it's good that you brought it up. 134 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:38,714 I should have talked to you penis and vagina... 135 00:08:38,794 --> 00:08:42,874 So from what China? - So about flowers and bees. 136 00:08:44,074 --> 00:08:48,274 So, who has such pollen in its pistils... 137 00:08:48,354 --> 00:08:51,634 No, or was it right away? - I couldn't help but hear. 138 00:08:51,714 --> 00:08:56,074 So the bee charms the flower with a sensual dance and sit them nai. 139 00:08:56,154 --> 00:08:58,194 The penis of a doggy... 140 00:08:58,274 --> 00:09:04,234 Or its throbbing bayonet rubs the flower's peaty bud... 141 00:09:04,314 --> 00:09:07,114 Teasing at first, - 142 00:09:07,194 --> 00:09:11,714 then giving the flower to the glutton love's spark - 143 00:09:11,794 --> 00:09:14,594 devour it... 144 00:09:16,754 --> 00:09:18,714 Is it somehow hot here? 145 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:24,114 Oh food... - I couldn't help but hear. 146 00:09:24,194 --> 00:09:27,314 Really, flowers and bees are just roundabout expressions - 147 00:09:27,394 --> 00:09:31,274 for ovulation, intercourse and for sperm... 148 00:09:31,354 --> 00:09:36,514 For seeds, pollination, honey. - I couldn't help but hear. 149 00:09:36,594 --> 00:09:39,754 After all, honey is not bee sperm but more of a hustle and bustle. 150 00:09:39,834 --> 00:09:43,074 By the way, Lilith, did you hear? Hustle, do you understand now? 151 00:09:43,154 --> 00:09:46,794 Please let me die. - I have learned a lot today! 152 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:51,154 Now you know the basics about love. 153 00:09:51,234 --> 00:09:54,714 The rest you can learn among yourselves - one day. 154 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:59,394 And you use a condom or I'll come to put it in place, capisce? 155 00:09:59,954 --> 00:10:01,874 Am I missing something?! 156 00:10:03,634 --> 00:10:05,474 Would you stop for a cigarette? 157 00:10:05,554 --> 00:10:08,634 Yeah, dad please, let's take a break! 158 00:10:08,714 --> 00:10:10,674 We still have a long way to go. 159 00:10:10,754 --> 00:10:13,954 It shouldn't have been cruise rock star roadtrip? 160 00:10:14,034 --> 00:10:16,674 I thought so too. I'm sorry I dragged you along. 161 00:10:18,834 --> 00:10:21,714 But there's always time for a little fun! 162 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,274 Make a U-turn. 163 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,034 Hello Sløth! Is everything okay? 164 00:11:10,154 --> 00:11:12,554 There is! We'll be there in the morning, as agreed. 165 00:11:12,634 --> 00:11:16,754 Great! You are booked press conference at 8 am. 166 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:19,394 All the important ones the media is there. 167 00:11:21,674 --> 00:11:24,194 Oh no, the connection is sticky again... 168 00:11:24,274 --> 00:11:28,154 But I have to catch the flight! Have a safe trip, come on time! 169 00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:32,634 Oh shit shit shit shit... 170 00:11:49,354 --> 00:11:51,474 THE BIBLE ZONE 171 00:12:29,914 --> 00:12:32,594 Why does she look like that, dad? 172 00:12:32,674 --> 00:12:34,954 Good question Malachi. 173 00:12:36,154 --> 00:12:38,954 Does he have it on his forehead St. Peter's Cross? 174 00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:44,154 Either that or he is some abomination of desolation. 175 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,474 Ooh! He's a mime! Come and see, my children! 176 00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:04,474 Oh shit, what a hangover - Are we already in Norway? 177 00:13:06,594 --> 00:13:08,114 Oh no... 178 00:13:10,434 --> 00:13:14,194 Good morning! Hvor kan jeg se fjordene? 179 00:13:20,714 --> 00:13:24,914 Sløth, what the hell? - Hello fellow mimes! 180 00:13:24,994 --> 00:13:28,914 Let's continue our journey for pantomime parties? 181 00:13:41,274 --> 00:13:43,714 Why does everyone pantomime? 182 00:13:43,794 --> 00:13:46,474 We're in the bible zone. 183 00:13:49,554 --> 00:13:52,274 Kato, that's barely there barely eighteen. 184 00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:54,674 There's a point about that brat too. 185 00:13:54,754 --> 00:13:58,794 Yep. Here the girls married first to meet and stay at home. 186 00:13:58,874 --> 00:14:03,834 You can't choose them. Women spend as birthing machines of their lives. 187 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:10,194 Where is Levi? 188 00:14:10,594 --> 00:14:12,474 Levi, no! 189 00:14:13,074 --> 00:14:15,794 It was the wrong way round, but I crucified it! 190 00:14:19,074 --> 00:14:20,874 Levi, hurry to the bus! Now! 191 00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:24,754 Sorry! He's still little. He doesn't mind. 192 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,594 Here we go, bye bye! 193 00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:32,674 Cross! It wasn't meant to be! My fault! 194 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,434 Children, Armageddon is here!!! 195 00:14:36,514 --> 00:14:39,074 Yeah, and armageddin' the hell out of here! 196 00:14:40,474 --> 00:14:42,794 Go to the bottom and go to Norway! 197 00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:48,474 Damn it! - Drive now, damn it! 198 00:14:52,034 --> 00:14:53,994 You took us to the bible belt?! 199 00:14:54,074 --> 00:14:55,994 Well, I was late, and, and... 200 00:14:56,074 --> 00:14:58,754 Felix and the press... - We are doomed. 201 00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:02,874 I wanted everyone to have fun. - Burning alive is nice! 202 00:15:22,954 --> 00:15:26,594 In Riettaude, the rienas are scurrying! 203 00:15:26,674 --> 00:15:29,314 I give you three options: 204 00:15:29,394 --> 00:15:32,434 turn back convert to christianity - 205 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:36,154 or clean yourself up Under God's Witchhammer! 206 00:15:36,234 --> 00:15:40,474 We're just passing through! Let's mind our own business? 207 00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:43,274 So you chose death. 208 00:15:48,634 --> 00:15:51,834 Gotta get harder! Obe? - Let's give the machine a bit of a run. 209 00:15:57,994 --> 00:16:00,434 Hey hey, hihhuli! 210 00:16:04,114 --> 00:16:06,554 The Lord is my shepherd! 211 00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:11,114 Hear, sing to the angel! 212 00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:16,954 They are on the roof! - I'll take care of it. 213 00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:29,954 Dear Hubbath! - Take care of them! 214 00:16:31,274 --> 00:16:34,074 Show them how Goliath smoked David! 215 00:16:34,154 --> 00:16:36,194 Uh, actually... 216 00:16:39,794 --> 00:16:45,834 I'm going to pick these winged ones. 217 00:16:48,154 --> 00:16:50,794 The Lord is my rock! - It would be cold, right? 218 00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:56,394 Whoever among you is without sin, cast the first stone! 219 00:16:57,754 --> 00:16:59,954 Toooooo! 220 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,314 Stay strong in the faith! 221 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,314 Faith, hope and love! - But the biggest is hacking! 222 00:17:13,874 --> 00:17:16,474 If your right eye seducing you... 223 00:17:16,554 --> 00:17:18,794 rip it off and throw away! 224 00:17:22,314 --> 00:17:25,554 Blassie, that crazy mother-in-law too! 225 00:17:29,474 --> 00:17:33,994 What are you doing, Lilith? - Crazy mother-in-law's work! 226 00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:36,514 That must be saved! 227 00:17:36,594 --> 00:17:39,154 No, Lily! too dangerous! 228 00:17:39,554 --> 00:17:42,074 Ave Satanis. 229 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,514 Hang in there, sister! 230 00:17:59,874 --> 00:18:02,554 Don't praise the swamp. You and I baby you are finally safe. 231 00:18:07,114 --> 00:18:10,354 The harvest of souls has begun! 232 00:18:10,514 --> 00:18:13,114 Dad? - Boys, take care of the combine! 233 00:18:20,274 --> 00:18:23,954 Here's a jingling cymbal for you! - It's too strong! 234 00:18:24,954 --> 00:18:27,274 Let uncle obe take care of it. 235 00:18:34,874 --> 00:18:38,354 Thank you for your services, Beatrix. See you in Hell. 236 00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:42,954 Almost there! We'll make it! 237 00:18:48,514 --> 00:18:50,354 Oh no! 238 00:18:53,114 --> 00:18:55,834 We are under siege! - Yeeeeeeeee! 239 00:18:58,194 --> 00:19:03,514 Heretics! Purifying fire burn away your sins! 240 00:19:03,594 --> 00:19:06,674 I'm sorry, I messed up. 241 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,874 I wanted a better life for you, not a horrible death. 242 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:15,714 Dad, are you serious? It is the most exciting thing I've ever done! 243 00:19:15,794 --> 00:19:20,714 If this is what you do for work, you you are the most insane bastard in the world! 244 00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:25,354 I don't regret anything, Sløth. - At least we die together. 245 00:19:28,914 --> 00:19:31,514 No. Nobody's going to die today, Levi. 246 00:19:31,594 --> 00:19:33,754 Fasten seat belts. 247 00:19:52,514 --> 00:19:54,514 Out! 248 00:20:15,394 --> 00:20:20,234 Our Father who art in heaven, I command you! 249 00:20:20,314 --> 00:20:22,394 Fuck those heathens! 250 00:20:27,634 --> 00:20:33,754 Or don't! I command you, father. Let them go! 251 00:20:33,994 --> 00:20:39,474 Glory to God! father is good Merciful, unchangingly merciful! 252 00:20:43,194 --> 00:20:47,354 That was great! Can we make new? Pls pls pls! 253 00:20:47,434 --> 00:20:50,154 Sløth, why sleep must be like that? 254 00:20:50,554 --> 00:20:52,514 What did I miss? 255 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:58,314 You are free now from the kingdom of the pious - 256 00:20:58,394 --> 00:21:01,514 and you can start baby with a new life here, - 257 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,434 in the cod kingdom, Norway! 258 00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:09,274 Marriage can't be yours the only purpose in life. 259 00:21:09,354 --> 00:21:12,914 Find your own thing, make a plan! 260 00:21:15,594 --> 00:21:19,794 Just. Okay. M I understand 261 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:23,754 No need to worry. Lilith yes find their place in life. 262 00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:28,234 At his own pace. Not that destination don't be the most important thing, but the journey. 263 00:21:28,314 --> 00:21:30,474 no, but a travel company. 264 00:21:32,394 --> 00:21:35,714 I think we got both a valuable lesson for life today. 265 00:21:39,554 --> 00:21:44,074 Run! You are free! As do I! 266 00:21:53,314 --> 00:22:00,274 Hallelujah! Haaaalelujah! Hallelujah! 267 00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:02,674 Sorry, it just kept ringing in my head. 268 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:06,354 Gotta admit, this is catchy! Haal...